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1  Activity & Playground / Computer, Software, Games & Internet / Re: independant games on: January 09, 2011, 01:29:54 PM
can roguelikes into indie thread?

because if yes I got a list to compile
2  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt on: January 09, 2011, 11:28:07 AM
I Hope all your bodies are ready for SEASON DEUX
 

my body is at least this ready
3  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt on: December 28, 2010, 06:15:53 PM

This...


 
piratan
4  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt on: December 28, 2010, 10:52:23 AM
the ending...
is really WTF is GOING ON!!!!
 

I actually couldnt stop laughing for half an hour
I expected a full fleged gainax troll ending, and then the credits roll, Im all "well shit, guess nothings perfect", and out of nowhere I get my brain blastet behind the moon
fully prepared for being trolled, my body was not ready for that

christmas 2010 will be forever remembered as the day I GOT TROLLED SO FUCKING HARD
5  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt on: December 28, 2010, 09:50:41 AM
Joinin the orgy.
 
6  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: Anime(s) that you STOP WATCHING on: December 28, 2010, 01:31:49 AM
Hell Teacher Nube. I didn't drop it willingly, but I ran out of available episodes to watch.

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. I got 3 seconds in to the first episode and I had to close the browser tab. The name of the show pisses me off too much to watch it. Making matters worse is that the show makes it much, much harder to browse pixiv using the tag パンスト.

you´re actually quite missing on something, I dare you to give it a 2nd look
lets say, watch it till ep 6 and then if you still dont like it a bit then 
7  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: What Are You Watching? (Version Duex) on: December 28, 2010, 01:27:40 AM
just watched PSG 13, and I feel like I need to stich up my anus 
8  General Discussions / Word Games / Re: Burn-Out - Syndrome on: November 13, 2010, 03:33:18 PM
being apathetic all day erry day, dont even know what my problem is
sometimes go for a walk on to the mountain to the windmills barefoot, this shit wakes you up for a week
9  General Discussions / Headlines, Economic, Politics / Re: Eat my pussy or I'll keel yah! on: November 13, 2010, 03:21:33 PM
  cant really see the problem th-
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41
whatevs, my lil brother nailed his ex´s mother, and she even was 2 years-
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face
electric chair
10  Scanlation Groups / Gantz Waiting Room / Re: Fourteen years - Umezu Kazuo on: November 12, 2010, 08:51:42 AM
11  General Discussions / Headlines, Economic, Politics / Re: F.B.I. listens to your phone even while turned off! on: November 12, 2010, 04:07:25 AM
tiem to get dem tinfoil hats

oh wait, the government already got my freedom, nevermind
time to get the fuck out of Germany
12  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: Anime(s) that you STOP WATCHING on: November 11, 2010, 05:15:02 AM
It has to be panty and stocking
Opinions, opinions!
13  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: Anime(s) that you STOP WATCHING on: November 09, 2010, 10:38:41 AM
how come this thread is full of 2 post newfriends?

like, getting 2 birds with 1 stone, to leech AND troll when you´re at it?
14  Activity & Playground / Computer, Software, Games & Internet / Re: MineCraft @ jCafe on: November 07, 2010, 01:22:21 AM
GHASTS
GHASTS EVERYWHERE
15  Manga & Anime Discussions / Yaoi & Shonen Ai / Re: Your first experience with yaoi? on: October 27, 2010, 04:18:11 AM
read Wild Rock he said
check out dem drawing skills he said

16  Activity & Playground / Movies & TV Series / Re: Sucker Punch [2011] on: October 27, 2010, 12:24:41 AM
MY BODY WILL BE UNPREPARED
17  General Discussions / Language & Culture / Re: We are more than Krauts..Germans unite! on: October 26, 2010, 11:39:36 PM
neko ist wiedere da? ich bin confus
18  General Discussions / Language & Culture / Re: А почему бы и нет? on: October 26, 2010, 11:38:30 PM
...Is your name really "semen777."  Did your semen hit the jackpot on the lucky sevens or something?  o.O
Dont wat to spoil your fun, but Semen is a legit name in former soviets. I have to know, its my name IRL O_O
19  General Discussions / Language & Culture / Re: А почему бы и нет? on: July 25, 2010, 06:13:28 AM
О, наши люди XD Правда, из старожилов темки что-то никого уже и не осталось, похоже =\
я всегда тут
я слежу за тобой
из темноты
20  General Discussions / Brain Acadamy / Re: (In)Famous Weapons in History on: June 11, 2010, 03:05:35 PM
Quote
Humpty Dumpty was a "tortoise" siege engine, an armoured frame, used unsuccessfully to approach the walls of the Parliamentary held city of Gloucester  in 1643 during the Siege of Gloucester in the English Civil War.

 

Replied: June 11, 2010, 03:25:12 PM

Dead Hand (Russian: Система Периметр) (known also as Perimeter, and Hand from Coffin) is purportedly a Cold-War-era nuclear-control system used by the Soviet Union and in use in Russia. An example of fail-deadly  deterrence, it purportedly can automatically trigger the launch of the Russian ICBMs if a nuclear strike is detected by seismic, light, radioactivity and overpressure sensors. By most accounts, it is normally switched off and is supposed to be activated during dangerous crises only.

he purpose of the "Dead Hand" system, as described in a book of the same name, was to maintain a second strike capability, by ensuring that the destruction of the Soviet leadership would not have prevented the Soviet military from releasing its weapons.

Soviet concern about the issue grew with the U.S. development of highly accurate submarine-launched ballistic missile (SLBM) systems in the 1980s. Until then, the United States would have delivered most nuclear weapons by long-range bomber or ICBM. Earlier U.S. sub-launched missiles, such as the 1960s-vintage UGM-27 Polaris and 1970s-vintage UGM-73 Poseidon, were considered too inaccurate for a counterforce or first strike — an attack against an opponent's weapons. SLBMs were reserved for attacking cities, where accuracy was of less importance. An opponent with effective radar and satellite surveillance could expect 30 minutes' warning of an attack before the first detonation. This made an effective first strike difficult, because the opponent would only have time to launch on warning to reduce the risk of their forces being destroyed on the ground.

Game theorists have argued that, if one country believed it could defeat another's command-and-control system in a first strike, it would attempt to do so. The USSR therefore took steps to ensure that nuclear retaliation, and hence deterrence, remained possible even if its leadership were destroyed in a surprise attack. In contrast, Thompson argues that Perimeter's function was to limit acts of misjudgement by political or military leaderships in the tight decision making window between SLBM or cruise missile launches, and impact. He quotes Zheleznyakov on the purpose of Perimeter being "to cool down all these hotheads and extremists. No matter what was going to happen, there still would be revenge."

In a 1993 issue of The New York Times:
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    The dead-hand system he [Dr. Blair] describes today takes this defensive trend to its logical, if chilling, conclusion. The automated system in theory would allow Moscow to respond to a Western attack even if top military commanders had been killed and the capitol incinerated.

    The heart of the system is said to lie in deep underground bunkers south of Moscow and at backup locations. In a crisis, military officials would send a coded message to the bunkers, switching on the dead hand. If nearby ground-level sensors detected a nuclear attack on Moscow, and if a break was detected in communications links with top military commanders, the system would send low-frequency signals over underground antennas to special rockets.

    Flying high over missile fields and other military sites, these rockets in turn would broadcast attack orders to missiles, bombers and, via radio relays, submarines at sea. Contrary to some Western beliefs, Dr. Blair says, many of Russia's nuclear-armed missiles in underground silos and on mobile launchers can be fired automatically.



Worst case scenario:
21  Activity & Playground / Computer, Software, Games & Internet / Re: Bayonetta on: June 11, 2010, 11:55:33 AM
This game was a let down, way overhyped and ended up as something generic like Dante's Inferno.
oh you
 
THE GAME IS SO FUCKING CASH I come buckets just of the level design OH GOD LEVEL DESIGN NNNNG ugh



...See?
22  General Discussions / Language & Culture / Re: How to say [...] in [...]? on: May 28, 2010, 09:23:28 PM
I´d agree with it (but I think that SeraphimNoire should give his agreement first, after all, it was his idea).

lol of course I agree, its about cultural exchange, everything works as long it works

lame_pun.png
23  Activity & Playground / Movies & TV Series / Re: [MOVIE] Kick-Ass on: May 19, 2010, 10:03:13 AM
I cant stand super heros. Every since I was a little kid... for some reason. Errrrrr...... My cousin is a full grown adult and watches stuff like this and dresses like a super hero too! I honestly feel bad for adults who like this stuff(if there is any besides my cousin).

You sure you´re on the right forum?
24  Manga & Anime Discussions / Fanclub / Re: ~~~~~FATE STAY NIGHT~~~~~~~ on: May 18, 2010, 03:48:39 AM
It works for Win7 (64-bit)

Because of FSN at whole, I bought a PSP so I can play Fate Unlimited Codes  waiting for Colosseum to have internation release/ adaption. I still hope for a translation of FHA. A PSP version of FSN Realta Nua would be grate too, since I only have the original PC version.
There is a Realta Nua patch out there.
25  Manga & Anime Discussions / Fanclub / Re: Yuri Club on: May 18, 2010, 03:45:58 AM
Maybe I'm just too picky? :3

I've been hoping to see Gunjo by Nakamura Ching scanlated.
Even considered whoring myself as an editor to Lililicious if they get the scans.



Gunjo is awesome from what I read, the artstyle is great

And also:

Why do i like yuri?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOnGirlIsHot

When or what age did you start watching yuri?
Hmm lemme see... When did TATU start to be popular?

What was your first yuri anime that you've watched?
Najika... Or did you mean actually good yuri anime? Then Noir it be.
26  Activity & Playground / Drawing / Re: Support Parashi!!!! on: May 13, 2010, 09:13:56 AM
суппорт...параши?
27  Activity & Playground / Drawing / Re: Jcafe Oekaki on: May 04, 2010, 02:31:16 AM


HERESY TIEM

Cmon kids, dont be shy.

Replied: May 03, 2010, 05:45:30 PM


Pretty Kharn

not sure if want

Replied: May 04, 2010, 03:13:34 AM
28  General Discussions / Language & Culture / Re: How to say [...] in [...]? on: May 04, 2010, 02:15:02 AM
"Kto suka spizdil moyu ebanuyu knigu?" 

joke

"Gde moja kniga?"

How does one write "satori" in kanji?
29  General Discussions / Language & Culture / Re: А почему бы и нет? on: May 04, 2010, 02:12:12 AM
   некрофи~~~л?
30  Activity & Playground / Computer, Software, Games & Internet / Re: Favorite Visual Novel? on: March 18, 2010, 07:40:34 AM
Tsukihime/FSN for story

Sengoku Rance for gameplay
31  General Discussions / Headlines, Economic, Politics / Re: if you could visit japan....... on: March 07, 2010, 02:02:44 PM
First Ill visit every ramen shop I could find on foot, and then Ill plunder all of Akiba.
32  General Discussions / Old Introduction Threads / Re: I Accidentally the whole Economy on: March 04, 2010, 06:16:18 AM
Yup, I guess you are the only one, Seraphim-kun.


I mean, it IS an anime forum here?
And, I mean, it DOES say JCafe, right?

33  General Discussions / Old Introduction Threads / Re: I Accidentally the whole Economy on: March 04, 2010, 06:04:53 AM


Am I the only one feeling trolled by OP?
34  General Discussions / Old Introduction Threads / Re: Здравствуйте товарищи пиндосы! on: March 03, 2010, 07:17:49 AM
эльф в безвременном бане, ничё не поделать  

зашито забанили то хоть?

edit: лол вопрос снят, ну нельзя же так ТОЛСТО
35  Manga & Anime Discussions / Bleach / Re: Gene Simmons' son Plagiarizing Bleach? on: February 27, 2010, 02:16:00 AM
dey see me trollin, dey haiten
36  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Old School Cartoons on: February 23, 2010, 05:16:50 AM
In this thread we bitch about how everything was better in those times.

My contribution:

They Dont Make Cartoons Like They Used To
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMOeV5MLOvc&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMOeV5MLOvc&amp;feature=related</a>
37  Activity & Playground / Drawing / Re: NightSwan on Paper. on: February 22, 2010, 07:32:27 AM
Why? I don't distribute it as original art while practicing my skill. :3
Copying is bad for your karma, ask your artist next door.
38  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: Legend Of Koizumi on: February 21, 2010, 10:38:49 PM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWOAK9eBheE" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWOAK9eBheE</a>


Shit is SO CASH
39  Activity & Playground / Movies & TV Series / Re: JCafe Essential Movie List! on: February 21, 2010, 10:06:02 PM
1. THX 1138, the most unfunny movie ever made.
2. Leon le Prof (mentioned above)
3. Sweeney Todd
4. 28 Days Later (28 Weeks Later sucked sweaty Hollywood balls)
5. Truman Show
6. Watchmen
7. Stalker (russian movie)
8. A Scanner Darkly (wait, THIS is the most unfunny movie ever made)
9. Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas (drugs are bad, kids)
10. Equilibrium, totally ignored because of Matrix.
11. BLADE, because Vampires dont fucking GLITTER in the sun.
13. Die Hard 1, 2, 3.

Thats it for now.
40  General Discussions / Language & Culture / Re: The "Where are you from?" Thread + on: February 21, 2010, 09:30:56 PM
-where you are from/born/raised

Born in the GLORIOUS KAZAKHSTAN, raised in the GLORIOUS shithole of RUSSIA - Barnaul.

-where you are now

Germany. The exact geographical center of it.

-what ethnicity/culture you belong to

Im ethnically slavic, my pass says Im jewish, my Gramps looks like an alteian azn, my other Gramps´last name is Rothstein, which kind of symbolizes.
My family is living the russian lifestyle, with borsh and blenis and Maslenitsa and shit.

-what language you typically speak

Engrish, German and Russian equally.
41  Activity & Playground / Drawing / Re: NightSwan on Paper. on: February 21, 2010, 09:12:51 PM
Copying is evil.
42  General Discussions / Headlines, Economic, Politics / Re: Escapism on: February 16, 2010, 08:49:35 PM
Thou my world view was pretty much summed up by Sartre, I still take liberty to bitch about people who bitch about my bitching about how shitty my childhood was :P

Self improvement is the only way to everything.

And personally, Im escaping by everything from books over meditation to everything that is not chems. Chems are evil.
43  General Discussions / Headlines, Economic, Politics / Re: Escapism on: February 16, 2010, 07:16:31 AM
It's called a lack of being grounded in reality, a lack of common sense AND, more importantly in our society, an OUNCE of ambition and a realization that you are NOT a unique snowflake.

It's called an entitlement complex and people not being willing to make their own lives better, but expecting the WORLD to just hand them everything.

If you´d grow up where I did, I doubt you´d still have so much trust in humanity even as I do, my dear.
Bitching about generalization all the time, and still talking about something you have no idea about. Dont throw fucking EMOs and people who really ate shit in their life in the same bucket. As for my life, the only thing that wasnt fucked up in my childhood were my parents. And thats pretty little if you take in account that I saw them like 2 hours a day.
You are making a mistake by believing that reality is same for everyone.
44  General Discussions / Word Games / Re: "Mine is bigger" contest! on: February 10, 2010, 03:12:11 AM
 
45  Activity & Playground / Computer, Software, Games & Internet / Re: xbox 360 on: February 02, 2010, 12:03:12 AM
no, you will have to buy another one

and its more of a Computer section question
46  Manga & Anime Discussions / Anime & Manga / Re: Coolest heroine in a manga? on: February 01, 2010, 05:45:05 AM
47  Activity & Playground / Writing / Re: Tell me what you think storys are about on: January 29, 2010, 04:31:36 PM
one does not beg for karma

btw its not a list, its a description of 1 single character
48  Activity & Playground / Drawing / Re: Jcafe Oekaki on: January 28, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
i couldnt even get the page to load up....
i wanted to tag all over it! 
the servers were down for a while
49  Activity & Playground / Writing / Re: Tell me what you think storys are about on: January 28, 2010, 11:39:02 AM
wheelchair-bound blind glasses-wearing alien robot ghost maid with a split personality, Alzheimers and a terminal illness who is a childhood friend and classmate of the protagonist, and who was his lover in a previous life
50  Activity & Playground / Writing / Re: Your favorite childhood book(s) on: January 28, 2010, 11:07:24 AM
hmmm its either The Envoy (and pretty much everything) by Golovachev or Stainless Steel Rat by Harrison
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