Whaaaaaat?? I has been trademarked as the creepy old man?? Yay, I has been trademarked!! No wait! I mean, I resent being labelled the creepy old man! It is not true, it r lies! LIEEESSSS!!!
I don't wanna be called that! Don't wanna! Don't wanna!
Ahem. Now that I have composed myself, do pardon that behaviour which was unbecoming of a knight-errant.
P.S. I mean, how am I supposed to
get my hands on the little girls
give out candies now that my reputation has suffered such an injustice? Oh the scandalous things they say about a man! I have been wronged I tell you, WRONGED!