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Offline Othinus

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #320 on: January 18, 2016, 08:56:57 PM »
 :wahaha:   Chuck Norris is still awesome as always  :shinyteeth:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #319 on: September 24, 2015, 11:39:49 AM »
Chuck Norris can necropost a locked thread

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #318 on: September 04, 2015, 01:48:20 AM »
Bruce Lee the Only Man to Ever Beat Chuck Norris ....DIED ............................ :h0rr0r:


I think Chuck win :D

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #317 on: August 23, 2015, 04:23:23 PM »
Chuck Norris once parallel parked a train.

Chuck Norris once visited a psychic, to warn her.

The most handsome man in the world came home to find his wife in bed with Chuck Norris. He immediately understood.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #316 on: March 31, 2014, 08:41:50 AM »
Chuck Norris BeyonD Godlike.  :XD:

Replied: March 31, 2014, 08:44:19 AM
Chuck was Once Bitten By A Cobra ..After three Days of Pain and Suffering The Cobra Died
that was great haha! :D
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #315 on: October 20, 2012, 06:47:05 AM »
Chuck Norris Threw a grenade Killing 50 Men ...Then it Exploded

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #314 on: July 21, 2012, 05:14:14 AM »
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #313 on: July 21, 2012, 02:56:40 AM »
chuck norris created the men in denim , a secret organisation that is deadlier than the men in black

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #312 on: July 20, 2012, 11:22:18 PM »
Deaf people did not exist until Chuck Norris was asked to speak a little louder at the McDonalds drive through.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #311 on: July 06, 2012, 01:46:56 AM »
Bruce Lee the Only Man to Ever Beat Chuck Norris ....DIED ............................ :h0rr0r:

He died from a rematch and died there contrary the actual way he died

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #310 on: July 05, 2012, 02:58:24 PM »
Bruce Lee the Only Man to Ever Beat Chuck Norris ....DIED ............................ :h0rr0r:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #309 on: July 05, 2012, 08:28:33 AM »
chuck norris VS the world , obvious winner chuck norris

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #308 on: July 05, 2012, 03:19:34 AM »
Chuck killed an army of 5000 men with Two Shots and the First one was a Warning shot

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #307 on: July 05, 2012, 12:26:48 AM »
chuck norris completed skyrim in one day with an arrow to the knee

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #306 on: July 04, 2012, 05:33:52 PM »
Chuck was Once Bitten By A Cobra ..After three Days of Pain and Suffering The Cobra Died

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« Reply #305 on: July 04, 2012, 10:55:26 AM »

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #304 on: June 22, 2012, 11:44:58 PM »
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #303 on: June 22, 2012, 08:57:15 AM »
chuck norris doesn't read books he stares at book and gets the information

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #302 on: June 22, 2012, 06:32:38 AM »
Chuck Norris can solve differential equations mentally.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #301 on: June 18, 2012, 12:39:45 AM »
chuck norris completed every pokemon game with a magikarp team

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #300 on: June 17, 2012, 06:06:33 PM »
Chuck Norris has discovered the existence of a unipolar magnet.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #299 on: June 15, 2012, 09:37:21 AM »
chuck norris did everything in skippy's list except it is used as torture

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #298 on: June 15, 2012, 08:35:23 AM »
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #297 on: June 10, 2012, 01:50:13 PM »
chuck norris can tackle someone in soccer and not receive the red card because he was playing "football" :wahaha:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #296 on: June 10, 2012, 01:39:40 PM »
Chuck Norris can make cats bark and dogs meow

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #295 on: June 10, 2012, 04:16:34 AM »
Chuck Norris' clothes look so clean and dirt free because dirt is scared to touch him...


ah unicorns :wahaha:

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #294 on: June 09, 2012, 09:10:05 AM »
Chuck Norris' clothes look so clean and dirt free because dirt is scared to touch him...



well everything is afraid from chuck norris

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #293 on: June 09, 2012, 08:12:03 AM »
Sorry, please read the forum rules to see why you can't view spoilers and why you can't post in this forum section. Thank you!


Chuck Norris' clothes look so clean and dirt free because dirt is scared to touch him...


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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #292 on: June 01, 2012, 09:51:05 AM »
chuck norris's clothes are made of high quality denim that is as stron as titanium

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #291 on: June 01, 2012, 05:57:30 AM »
Sorry, please read the forum rules to see why you can't view spoilers and why you can't post in this forum section. Thank you!