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Offline Othinus

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #320 on: January 18, 2016, 08:56:57 PM »
 :wahaha:   Chuck Norris is still awesome as always  :shinyteeth:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #319 on: September 24, 2015, 11:39:49 AM »
Chuck Norris can necropost a locked thread

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #318 on: September 04, 2015, 01:48:20 AM »
Bruce Lee the Only Man to Ever Beat Chuck Norris ....DIED ............................ :h0rr0r:


I think Chuck win :D

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #317 on: August 23, 2015, 04:23:23 PM »
Chuck Norris once parallel parked a train.

Chuck Norris once visited a psychic, to warn her.

The most handsome man in the world came home to find his wife in bed with Chuck Norris. He immediately understood.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #316 on: March 31, 2014, 08:41:50 AM »
Chuck Norris BeyonD Godlike.  :XD:

Replied: March 31, 2014, 08:44:19 AM
Chuck was Once Bitten By A Cobra ..After three Days of Pain and Suffering The Cobra Died
that was great haha! :D
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #315 on: October 20, 2012, 06:47:05 AM »
Chuck Norris Threw a grenade Killing 50 Men ...Then it Exploded

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #314 on: July 21, 2012, 05:14:14 AM »
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #313 on: July 21, 2012, 02:56:40 AM »
chuck norris created the men in denim , a secret organisation that is deadlier than the men in black

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #312 on: July 20, 2012, 11:22:18 PM »
Deaf people did not exist until Chuck Norris was asked to speak a little louder at the McDonalds drive through.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #311 on: July 06, 2012, 01:46:56 AM »
Bruce Lee the Only Man to Ever Beat Chuck Norris ....DIED ............................ :h0rr0r:

He died from a rematch and died there contrary the actual way he died

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #310 on: July 05, 2012, 02:58:24 PM »
Bruce Lee the Only Man to Ever Beat Chuck Norris ....DIED ............................ :h0rr0r:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #309 on: July 05, 2012, 08:28:33 AM »
chuck norris VS the world , obvious winner chuck norris

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #308 on: July 05, 2012, 03:19:34 AM »
Chuck killed an army of 5000 men with Two Shots and the First one was a Warning shot

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #307 on: July 05, 2012, 12:26:48 AM »
chuck norris completed skyrim in one day with an arrow to the knee

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #306 on: July 04, 2012, 05:33:52 PM »
Chuck was Once Bitten By A Cobra ..After three Days of Pain and Suffering The Cobra Died

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #305 on: July 04, 2012, 10:55:26 AM »

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #304 on: June 22, 2012, 11:44:58 PM »
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #303 on: June 22, 2012, 08:57:15 AM »
chuck norris doesn't read books he stares at book and gets the information

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #302 on: June 22, 2012, 06:32:38 AM »
Chuck Norris can solve differential equations mentally.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #301 on: June 18, 2012, 12:39:45 AM »
chuck norris completed every pokemon game with a magikarp team

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #300 on: June 17, 2012, 06:06:33 PM »
Chuck Norris has discovered the existence of a unipolar magnet.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #299 on: June 15, 2012, 09:37:21 AM »
chuck norris did everything in skippy's list except it is used as torture

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #298 on: June 15, 2012, 08:35:23 AM »
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #297 on: June 10, 2012, 01:50:13 PM »
chuck norris can tackle someone in soccer and not receive the red card because he was playing "football" :wahaha:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #296 on: June 10, 2012, 01:39:40 PM »
Chuck Norris can make cats bark and dogs meow

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #295 on: June 10, 2012, 04:16:34 AM »
Chuck Norris' clothes look so clean and dirt free because dirt is scared to touch him...


ah unicorns :wahaha:

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #294 on: June 09, 2012, 09:10:05 AM »
Chuck Norris' clothes look so clean and dirt free because dirt is scared to touch him...



well everything is afraid from chuck norris

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #293 on: June 09, 2012, 08:12:03 AM »
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Chuck Norris' clothes look so clean and dirt free because dirt is scared to touch him...


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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #292 on: June 01, 2012, 09:51:05 AM »
chuck norris's clothes are made of high quality denim that is as stron as titanium

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #291 on: June 01, 2012, 05:57:30 AM »
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #290 on: May 25, 2012, 07:20:37 AM »
Chuck Norris is every hero in one person

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #289 on: May 24, 2012, 11:56:33 PM »
Facebook's master password used to be Chuck Norris :wahaha:
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Got to love it...  :wahaha:

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #288 on: May 23, 2012, 10:14:03 AM »
dude are you serious :wahaha: I need to  :huh: change my password  :p!ssed:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #287 on: May 23, 2012, 07:55:15 AM »
Whenever Chuck Norris stares at the sun it hides behind the Moon.

Chuck Norris in FB
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Facebook's master password used to be Chuck Norris :wahaha:
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #286 on: May 21, 2012, 07:23:26 AM »
chuck norris's intestinal gas creates black holes

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #285 on: May 21, 2012, 07:06:27 AM »
Whenever Chuck Norris stares at the sun it hides behind the Moon.

Chuck Norris in FB
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #284 on: May 17, 2012, 05:09:06 AM »
chuck norris says the following if somebody ask him something ? been there done that

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« Reply #283 on: May 16, 2012, 11:08:10 PM »
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #282 on: May 15, 2012, 09:58:33 PM »
"Since Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis, I'm sure he can handle a blue court. Also, you know why Madrid's courts are blue? They turned that way after hearing Chuck Norris usually prefers ping-pong." - Novak Djokovic

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #281 on: May 07, 2012, 03:55:11 PM »
chuck norris needs weapons to give a handicap to his opponents
i understand what u ment but i think u mixed that sentence up ...

Chuck dost reload he just keeps on shooting .. the bullets he fires turn into bombs ... he can blow up a whole village with a old rusty jammed with no bullets gun >.<

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #280 on: May 07, 2012, 06:19:34 AM »
chuck norris needs weapons to give a handicap to his opponents

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #279 on: May 07, 2012, 12:34:28 AM »
chuck can kill people simply by staring at them
Chuck Norris stares a man to death...


:wahaha: That's Chuck for you!

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #278 on: May 07, 2012, 12:31:35 AM »
Chuck Norris is so epic that I don't even need to finish this sentence......

*I missed this club :wahaha:*

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #277 on: May 06, 2012, 11:42:07 PM »
chuck can kill people simply by staring at them
Chuck Norris stares a man to death...

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #276 on: May 05, 2012, 07:20:15 AM »
AWESOME SAUCE !!!
MOST EPIC MOVIE EVER WITH THE BEST ACTION CAST EVER

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #275 on: May 05, 2012, 07:11:58 AM »

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #274 on: April 05, 2012, 06:28:01 AM »
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #273 on: April 03, 2012, 11:21:54 PM »
Superman and Chuck Norris faught it out,
And decided the loser has to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #272 on: April 03, 2012, 12:14:34 AM »
Chuck can spell his name backwards faster than the light.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #271 on: April 03, 2012, 12:06:45 AM »
chuck norris can explode atoms just by saying boom