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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #220 on: January 04, 2012, 12:02:41 AM »
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #219 on: January 03, 2012, 11:32:11 PM »
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris do you need more explanation than that ?

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #218 on: January 03, 2012, 11:15:46 PM »
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #217 on: January 03, 2012, 11:00:18 PM »
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #216 on: January 03, 2012, 10:09:03 PM »
Chuck Norris can sneeze while holding his breath

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #215 on: January 03, 2012, 09:30:54 PM »
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #214 on: January 03, 2012, 04:49:24 AM »
Never bring a knife to a gun fight; never even try to come to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #213 on: January 03, 2012, 03:46:31 AM »
chuck norris a man of silence or should I say a man of round house kicks for humanity

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #212 on: January 02, 2012, 09:34:25 PM »
Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #211 on: January 02, 2012, 09:13:46 PM »
In bowling, there is no thing as a spare for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris spares nothing and no one.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #210 on: January 02, 2012, 09:07:33 PM »
Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #209 on: January 02, 2012, 09:01:57 PM »
Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #208 on: January 02, 2012, 08:57:51 PM »
chuck norris cannot die - he has killed the dead  :XD:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #207 on: January 02, 2012, 08:52:36 PM »
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #206 on: January 02, 2012, 08:48:38 PM »
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. Which will never happen so we will never see aliens

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #205 on: January 02, 2012, 08:32:57 PM »
Don't ask Chuck Norris for a joke... you won't survive the punchline

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #204 on: January 02, 2012, 08:28:39 PM »
yo id like to join aswell ^_^ im a fan of his round kicks

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #203 on: January 02, 2012, 05:30:06 PM »
Even Bill Gates admits that Windows 7 was
Chuck Norris' idea.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #202 on: January 02, 2012, 05:11:45 PM »
one of chuck norris' roundhousekicks is so fast, that his leg open a door in the past and killed hitler oO

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #201 on: January 02, 2012, 01:56:14 PM »
The sandman puts other people to sleep but
Chuck Norris puts the sandman to sleep.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #200 on: January 02, 2012, 01:53:13 PM »
by the time you finish reading this chuck norris already round house kicked over a hundred things

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #199 on: January 02, 2012, 01:42:04 PM »
Cigarettes smoked by Chuck Norris die from lung
cancer.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #198 on: January 02, 2012, 09:51:43 AM »
If Chuck Norris is late time slows down

Happy new years  :XD:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #197 on: January 02, 2012, 04:20:52 AM »
no chuck norris teached us to count in reverses to infinity  :wahaha:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #196 on: January 02, 2012, 03:54:20 AM »
* You are a fan of Chuck Norris.
last year my mom give me a photo with his signature. love some movies^^

* What meaning does Chuck Norris have for you?
he showed me how to count to "infinite" XD

 :XD:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #195 on: December 25, 2011, 12:24:18 PM »
Chuck Norris can kill a living room

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #194 on: December 25, 2011, 06:20:47 AM »
You have been forgiven, and added to the list of his disiples. :yay:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #193 on: December 25, 2011, 05:27:41 AM »
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".

Yep I'd like to join because Chuck Norris is [can't put a word to describe how awesome no Great no well you get it]

why haven't I been to this tread before forgive me Chuck Norris

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #192 on: December 25, 2011, 03:42:23 AM »
when people see chuck norris commit a crime they describe him to the police as an african american with a beard and black afro

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #191 on: December 24, 2011, 08:41:11 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Christmas. Christmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #190 on: December 17, 2011, 06:32:04 AM »
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #189 on: December 17, 2011, 06:03:35 AM »
no the grand canyon was made from chuck norris pissing in it during the ice age

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #188 on: December 17, 2011, 01:43:07 AM »
The moon is the waste put into orbit when Chuck Norris was making the Grand Canyon.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #187 on: December 17, 2011, 12:38:31 AM »
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #186 on: December 16, 2011, 04:50:34 PM »
Chuck Norris can perform a whip kick, side kick and roundhouse kick simultaneously. With the same leg.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #185 on: December 16, 2011, 07:29:17 AM »
When your GPS screws up, it's because Chuck Norris moved the earth.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #184 on: December 16, 2011, 06:17:10 AM »
how about an lemonade ? for chuck norris lemonade is made of woman pee

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #183 on: December 16, 2011, 12:37:46 AM »
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #182 on: December 15, 2011, 08:42:22 AM »
chuck norris was named by himself

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #181 on: December 15, 2011, 07:36:57 AM »
It's not the fall that kills you, It's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #180 on: December 14, 2011, 10:11:31 AM »
chuck norris made a time machine to see "Back to the Future" in 1985

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #179 on: December 13, 2011, 11:39:15 PM »
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

I bet Chuck was put on the naughty list and they didn't go too well For him... :XD:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #178 on: December 13, 2011, 09:25:22 PM »
The reason why there's no Santa is because one he forgot chuck Norris's present.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #177 on: December 13, 2011, 09:03:23 AM »
:wahaha: Love it!  :wahaha:

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
thanks for that
chuck norris's sperm is always dominant

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #176 on: December 13, 2011, 12:38:09 AM »
chuck norris puts fun in funeral
:wahaha: Love it!  :wahaha:

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #175 on: December 10, 2011, 09:15:04 AM »
chuck norris puts fun in funeral

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #174 on: December 10, 2011, 12:34:24 AM »
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #173 on: December 09, 2011, 09:15:10 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't send messages. You better know what he wants.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #172 on: December 09, 2011, 09:13:56 AM »
chuck norris considers death as a lucky rookie

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #171 on: December 09, 2011, 08:55:34 AM »
The only reason that the world turns is because Chuck Norris goes for a jog every morning and forces the world backwards.