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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #230 on: January 06, 2012, 03:59:19 PM »
When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Chuck Norris was already there roasting hotdogs.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #229 on: January 06, 2012, 01:57:26 PM »
dictatorship cannot represent a chuck norris goverment. it would be chucknorriship

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #228 on: January 06, 2012, 12:05:57 PM »
America isnt a demicracy, its a chucktatorship

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #227 on: January 06, 2012, 05:38:37 AM »
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in fact based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a live turtle, and when he crapped it out, it was six feet tall and knew karate.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #226 on: January 06, 2012, 05:06:10 AM »
chuck norris solves everything with a roundhouse kick and when I say everything he means it

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #225 on: January 05, 2012, 11:17:44 PM »
The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris went back in time to just before the Universe began and every atom in the Universe immediately decided it should get the hell away from there and fast.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #224 on: January 05, 2012, 08:07:03 PM »
most people love chuck norris but those who hate him mysteriously disappears ....................

as a texas ranger, chuck norris  has pushed george bush jr. from a nothing to a president
(who finds the irony... can keep it)

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #223 on: January 05, 2012, 12:23:17 PM »
most people love chuck norris but those who hate him mysteriously disappears ....................

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #222 on: January 05, 2012, 08:03:23 AM »
That totally makes sense. A fist means instant death.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #221 on: January 05, 2012, 07:38:23 AM »
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #220 on: January 04, 2012, 12:02:41 AM »
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #219 on: January 03, 2012, 11:32:11 PM »
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris do you need more explanation than that ?

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #218 on: January 03, 2012, 11:15:46 PM »
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #217 on: January 03, 2012, 11:00:18 PM »
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #216 on: January 03, 2012, 10:09:03 PM »
Chuck Norris can sneeze while holding his breath

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #215 on: January 03, 2012, 09:30:54 PM »
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #214 on: January 03, 2012, 04:49:24 AM »
Never bring a knife to a gun fight; never even try to come to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #213 on: January 03, 2012, 03:46:31 AM »
chuck norris a man of silence or should I say a man of round house kicks for humanity

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #212 on: January 02, 2012, 09:34:25 PM »
Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #211 on: January 02, 2012, 09:13:46 PM »
In bowling, there is no thing as a spare for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris spares nothing and no one.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #210 on: January 02, 2012, 09:07:33 PM »
Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #209 on: January 02, 2012, 09:01:57 PM »
Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #208 on: January 02, 2012, 08:57:51 PM »
chuck norris cannot die - he has killed the dead  :XD:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #207 on: January 02, 2012, 08:52:36 PM »
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #206 on: January 02, 2012, 08:48:38 PM »
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. Which will never happen so we will never see aliens

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #205 on: January 02, 2012, 08:32:57 PM »
Don't ask Chuck Norris for a joke... you won't survive the punchline

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #204 on: January 02, 2012, 08:28:39 PM »
yo id like to join aswell ^_^ im a fan of his round kicks

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #203 on: January 02, 2012, 05:30:06 PM »
Even Bill Gates admits that Windows 7 was
Chuck Norris' idea.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #202 on: January 02, 2012, 05:11:45 PM »
one of chuck norris' roundhousekicks is so fast, that his leg open a door in the past and killed hitler oO

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #201 on: January 02, 2012, 01:56:14 PM »
The sandman puts other people to sleep but
Chuck Norris puts the sandman to sleep.