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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #170 on: December 09, 2011, 02:34:47 AM »
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #169 on: December 09, 2011, 02:07:02 AM »
Nobody is perfect. Chuck Norris is nobody.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #168 on: December 09, 2011, 01:06:46 AM »
Touching Chuck Norris' beard will increase you life expectancy by 6 years. Unfortunately, the following roundhouse kick will reduce your life expectancy by 300. You do the math.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #167 on: December 09, 2011, 12:57:48 AM »
Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #166 on: December 09, 2011, 12:08:56 AM »
Chuck Norris was about to send an email when he realized it'd be faster to run.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #165 on: December 08, 2011, 11:26:21 AM »
 
I have added you to the group. :yay2:
:XD: HELL YEAH
 chuck norris is like spiderman except that he was bitten by a radioactive god instead of a spider

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #164 on: December 08, 2011, 11:21:04 AM »
:p!ssed: I want to join the club too.
chuck norris do not sweat, only air sweats and puts it on his skin
I have added you to the group. :yay2:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #163 on: December 08, 2011, 09:13:57 AM »
When Chuck Norris sneezes, disastrous tornadoes follow

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #162 on: December 08, 2011, 08:57:11 AM »
Thunder is the sonic boom from Chuck Norris's punch.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #161 on: December 08, 2011, 07:49:44 AM »
you should pm anton-san, then...

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #160 on: December 08, 2011, 06:42:23 AM »
when chuck norris was asked for three identification thingies he gave a piece of his beard ,a signed walker texas ranger dvd ,and a round house kick
(P.S. SIGN ME IN THE GROUP)

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #159 on: December 08, 2011, 03:02:19 AM »
The power of one chuck Norris roundhouse kick is enough to power all of Dakota for 45 minutes

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #158 on: December 07, 2011, 08:55:13 PM »
Chuck Norris travels faster than light itself.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #157 on: December 06, 2011, 09:22:48 PM »
:yay: welcome

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #156 on: December 06, 2011, 08:20:42 AM »
 :p!ssed: I want to join the club too.
chuck norris do not sweat, only air sweats and puts it on his skin

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #155 on: December 05, 2011, 11:41:36 PM »
Added you to the list b-chan. :yay2:

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #154 on: December 05, 2011, 10:54:00 PM »
Thank you, Mint-san :shy:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #153 on: December 05, 2011, 10:47:03 PM »
Welcome. Anton will put ya on the list soon as he post up.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #152 on: December 05, 2011, 09:13:03 PM »
the cause of the recent sightings of strange lights all over the world are indeed aliens. however, they are afraid to take over the earth because it has Chuck Norris in it.

i'd like to join in. I can't begin to think of words to describe how cool chuck norris is, seriously.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #151 on: November 27, 2011, 10:52:34 AM »
Love both of those.  :XD:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #150 on: November 25, 2011, 04:15:08 AM »
no over 7.1 billion are born because he allows it as well

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #149 on: November 24, 2011, 02:27:09 PM »
Over 6.9 billion people live on earth today because Chuck Norris allows it.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #148 on: November 24, 2011, 05:53:12 AM »
I have a few that could do that...  :wahaha:

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #147 on: November 23, 2011, 05:21:30 AM »
Could have used.
Chuck Norris can hit for over 9999 in FFVII

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #146 on: November 22, 2011, 01:47:56 PM »
Everyone is :imd:  :wahaha:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #145 on: November 22, 2011, 01:46:09 PM »
true but what happens if chuck norris plays a DBZ rpg? :james: :kukukuh: :kukukuh2:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #144 on: November 22, 2011, 01:36:04 PM »

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #143 on: November 22, 2011, 08:54:36 AM »
or over 9000!!!! :wahaha:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #142 on: November 22, 2011, 04:55:46 AM »
There's always lvl. 101 :maikka:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #141 on: November 16, 2011, 10:50:37 AM »
 :wahaha: good one
when chuck norris plays rpg he is charater is always lvl 100 . Reason? because he said so!

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #140 on: November 15, 2011, 02:11:54 PM »
Sorry, please read the forum rules to see why you can't view spoilers and why you can't post in this forum section. Thank you!

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #139 on: November 13, 2011, 05:17:56 AM »
chuck norris is like god , except that he doesn't believe in him

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #138 on: November 12, 2011, 11:05:31 AM »
Chick Norris only has 2 speeds. Walk and kill

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #137 on: November 12, 2011, 01:40:26 AM »
Chuck norris didn't tapdance anymore. reason because people thought he was an earthquake in San Francisco

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #136 on: October 28, 2011, 07:16:17 AM »
chuck norris is so powerful that even god is equal to him

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #135 on: October 27, 2011, 01:50:13 PM »
Facebook was created for counting how many people left to be roundhouse kicked.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #134 on: October 27, 2011, 05:38:50 AM »
chuck norris's gas is the cause of global warming

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #133 on: October 26, 2011, 09:47:19 PM »
chuck norris keeps an extra fist in his beard.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #132 on: October 08, 2011, 07:17:24 AM »
The President has Chuck Norris on speed dial...on the red phone

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #131 on: October 08, 2011, 07:15:57 AM »
when Chuck Norris feels Mexican , don't be surprised when he fucks your Mexican maid at night

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #130 on: October 08, 2011, 07:01:50 AM »
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #129 on: September 13, 2011, 12:36:28 AM »
Chuck Norris has no home security system. Chuck Norris welcomes intruders.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #128 on: September 11, 2011, 01:11:49 PM »
Chuck Norris  doesn't have a twitter because nobody can follow him

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #127 on: September 09, 2011, 12:54:07 AM »
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #126 on: September 07, 2011, 02:15:38 AM »
Chuck Norris is in every religion. He created all the gods.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #125 on: September 06, 2011, 11:05:56 PM »
Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #124 on: September 06, 2011, 06:40:33 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in  God , God believes in Chuck Norris

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #123 on: September 03, 2011, 08:04:19 AM »
Chuck Norris' round house can change a man into a woman.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #122 on: September 03, 2011, 07:45:21 AM »
Very good. :yay:


Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #121 on: September 03, 2011, 07:28:09 AM »
I wish to join this fanclub. :3

I'm a fan of Chuck Norris, well not a huge one. xD
What he means to me is.... he overrules all things and is almighty. No words can describe him. They are too scared.
The only form I experience from Chuck Norris... being called Chuck Norris by other people because my beard can grow back too fast. o-o  I think he infected me to make my beard grow back fast.