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Author Topic: The House of Chuck Norris.  (Read 39036 times)

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #141 on: November 16, 2011, 10:50:37 AM »
 :wahaha: good one
when chuck norris plays rpg he is charater is always lvl 100 . Reason? because he said so!

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #140 on: November 15, 2011, 02:11:54 PM »
Sorry, please read the forum rules to see why you can't view spoilers and why you can't post in this forum section. Thank you!

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #139 on: November 13, 2011, 05:17:56 AM »
chuck norris is like god , except that he doesn't believe in him

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #138 on: November 12, 2011, 11:05:31 AM »
Chick Norris only has 2 speeds. Walk and kill

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #137 on: November 12, 2011, 01:40:26 AM »
Chuck norris didn't tapdance anymore. reason because people thought he was an earthquake in San Francisco

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #136 on: October 28, 2011, 07:16:17 AM »
chuck norris is so powerful that even god is equal to him

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #135 on: October 27, 2011, 01:50:13 PM »
Facebook was created for counting how many people left to be roundhouse kicked.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #134 on: October 27, 2011, 05:38:50 AM »
chuck norris's gas is the cause of global warming

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #133 on: October 26, 2011, 09:47:19 PM »
chuck norris keeps an extra fist in his beard.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #132 on: October 08, 2011, 07:17:24 AM »
The President has Chuck Norris on speed dial...on the red phone

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #131 on: October 08, 2011, 07:15:57 AM »
when Chuck Norris feels Mexican , don't be surprised when he fucks your Mexican maid at night

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #130 on: October 08, 2011, 07:01:50 AM »
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #129 on: September 13, 2011, 12:36:28 AM »
Chuck Norris has no home security system. Chuck Norris welcomes intruders.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #128 on: September 11, 2011, 01:11:49 PM »
Chuck Norris  doesn't have a twitter because nobody can follow him

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #127 on: September 09, 2011, 12:54:07 AM »
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #126 on: September 07, 2011, 02:15:38 AM »
Chuck Norris is in every religion. He created all the gods.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #125 on: September 06, 2011, 11:05:56 PM »
Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #124 on: September 06, 2011, 06:40:33 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in  God , God believes in Chuck Norris

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #123 on: September 03, 2011, 08:04:19 AM »
Chuck Norris' round house can change a man into a woman.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #122 on: September 03, 2011, 07:45:21 AM »
Very good. :yay:


Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #121 on: September 03, 2011, 07:28:09 AM »
I wish to join this fanclub. :3

I'm a fan of Chuck Norris, well not a huge one. xD
What he means to me is.... he overrules all things and is almighty. No words can describe him. They are too scared.
The only form I experience from Chuck Norris... being called Chuck Norris by other people because my beard can grow back too fast. o-o  I think he infected me to make my beard grow back fast.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #120 on: August 31, 2011, 12:35:39 AM »
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #119 on: August 16, 2011, 12:46:42 AM »

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #118 on: August 11, 2011, 11:12:06 PM »
The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #117 on: July 01, 2011, 05:25:10 AM »
Chuck Norris had a fight with Bruce Lee. Lee hit chuck into the ground creating the ridge known as the himalayas

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #116 on: June 29, 2011, 07:12:35 AM »
If you see Chuck Norris fighting a bear, don't help Chuck Norris, help the bear.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #115 on: May 24, 2011, 01:35:16 AM »
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #114 on: May 22, 2011, 11:07:14 PM »
If you see Chuck Norris, its good.
If you dont see Chuck Norris, its bad because you have about three seconds to live.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #113 on: May 17, 2011, 03:10:03 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #112 on: May 16, 2011, 11:02:45 PM »
i should change my name to Miffy Norris, then everyone shall bow down to me in fear  :wahaha:

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