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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #80 on: March 18, 2011, 01:46:36 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #79 on: March 18, 2011, 01:16:41 AM »
:wahaha:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #78 on: March 16, 2011, 05:11:11 AM »
The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #77 on: March 10, 2011, 06:04:47 AM »
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #76 on: March 10, 2011, 04:16:49 AM »
The Grand Canyon was created when Chuck Norris was swimming through land.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #75 on: March 08, 2011, 11:48:54 PM »
Don't even ask. Chuck Norris is always serious.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #74 on: March 08, 2011, 03:51:21 PM »
chuck norris once took a swim in the ocean. the ripples he caused are kown today as waves

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #73 on: March 08, 2011, 12:56:04 AM »
Chuck Norris has no home security system. Chuck Norris welcomes intruders.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #72 on: March 07, 2011, 11:31:48 PM »
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways for Chuck Norris.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #71 on: March 03, 2011, 11:51:57 PM »
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #70 on: March 03, 2011, 02:40:32 PM »
There is no theory of evolution, Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #69 on: March 03, 2011, 12:16:48 PM »
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow.  His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.


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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #68 on: March 02, 2011, 01:25:57 AM »
Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2011, 12:36:52 AM »
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #66 on: February 25, 2011, 03:22:03 PM »
good one :XD:

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #65 on: February 24, 2011, 08:45:52 AM »
If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #64 on: February 21, 2011, 12:57:44 AM »
There are no such things as nukes. It's just Chuck Norris pounding the ground with his fist.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2011, 10:16:23 PM »
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #62 on: February 15, 2011, 12:32:02 AM »
Here's one for Valentine's Day.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2011, 12:56:19 PM »

Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...
he is already following you. :ghoststories:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2011, 05:28:05 AM »
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #59 on: February 08, 2011, 05:25:16 AM »
You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you.
Sorry, please read the forum rules to see why you can't view spoilers and why you can't post in this forum section. Thank you!

I am a fan of Chuck Norris. He just kicks ass in so many ways. Always watched Walker Texas Ranger whenever it was on TV.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #58 on: February 08, 2011, 04:09:40 AM »
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2011, 05:14:51 AM »
Chuck Norris divides by zero.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #56 on: February 05, 2011, 04:38:22 AM »
Chuck norris has two speeds. Walk and kill

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #55 on: February 04, 2011, 05:13:33 AM »
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A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why they no longer exist.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #54 on: February 04, 2011, 04:23:25 AM »
Sorry, please read the forum rules to see why you can't view spoilers and why you can't post in this forum section. Thank you!
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience


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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #53 on: February 04, 2011, 03:41:05 AM »
 :wahaha: Nice one.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #52 on: February 04, 2011, 03:36:36 AM »
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.


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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #51 on: February 03, 2011, 02:45:59 PM »
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.