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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2011, 12:16:55 AM »
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2011, 07:00:21 PM »
The original first commandment was don't annoy Chuck Norris

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2011, 06:02:35 AM »
There should be a chuck norris emote

I agree.


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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2011, 05:58:10 AM »
There should be a chuck norris emote

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2011, 12:46:31 AM »
Chuck Norris once made love to a semi-truck before. We now know it as Optimus Prime.

 :spurt: ROTFL That's awesome.  :XD:

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2011, 08:57:11 PM »
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2011, 11:00:17 AM »
Chuck Norris once made love to a semi-truck before. We now know it as Optimus Prime.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2011, 05:58:30 AM »
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2011, 04:55:41 AM »
chuck norris is the reason why chihuahuas shake

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2010, 08:37:26 PM »
The power of one chuck norris roundhouse kick is enough to power dakota for 42 seconds

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2010, 08:41:25 AM »
the sun doesn't go down, it's just running away from Chuck Norris.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2010, 07:37:04 AM »
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2010, 07:33:29 AM »
Chuck Norris can rewind time by staring at a clock and flexing.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2010, 07:28:15 AM »
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2010, 07:20:29 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't have any doors in his house, just walls he breaks through.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2010, 05:24:26 AM »
 :XD: Loved that one.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.


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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2010, 04:42:19 AM »
Chuck Norris wanted to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this today as RedBull

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2010, 01:20:40 AM »
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.


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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2010, 10:55:41 PM »
Chuck Norris doesnt push up. He pushes the earth down

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The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2010, 11:54:18 PM »


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