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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #290 on: May 25, 2012, 07:20:37 AM »
Chuck Norris is every hero in one person

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #289 on: May 24, 2012, 11:56:33 PM »
Facebook's master password used to be Chuck Norris :wahaha:
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Got to love it...  :wahaha:

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #288 on: May 23, 2012, 10:14:03 AM »
dude are you serious :wahaha: I need to  :huh: change my password  :p!ssed:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #287 on: May 23, 2012, 07:55:15 AM »
Whenever Chuck Norris stares at the sun it hides behind the Moon.

Chuck Norris in FB
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #286 on: May 21, 2012, 07:23:26 AM »
chuck norris's intestinal gas creates black holes

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #285 on: May 21, 2012, 07:06:27 AM »
Whenever Chuck Norris stares at the sun it hides behind the Moon.

Chuck Norris in FB
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #284 on: May 17, 2012, 05:09:06 AM »
chuck norris says the following if somebody ask him something ? been there done that

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #283 on: May 16, 2012, 11:08:10 PM »
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #282 on: May 15, 2012, 09:58:33 PM »
"Since Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis, I'm sure he can handle a blue court. Also, you know why Madrid's courts are blue? They turned that way after hearing Chuck Norris usually prefers ping-pong." - Novak Djokovic

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #281 on: May 07, 2012, 03:55:11 PM »
chuck norris needs weapons to give a handicap to his opponents
i understand what u ment but i think u mixed that sentence up ...

Chuck dost reload he just keeps on shooting .. the bullets he fires turn into bombs ... he can blow up a whole village with a old rusty jammed with no bullets gun >.<

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #280 on: May 07, 2012, 06:19:34 AM »
chuck norris needs weapons to give a handicap to his opponents

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #279 on: May 07, 2012, 12:34:28 AM »
chuck can kill people simply by staring at them
Chuck Norris stares a man to death...


:wahaha: That's Chuck for you!

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #278 on: May 07, 2012, 12:31:35 AM »
Chuck Norris is so epic that I don't even need to finish this sentence......

*I missed this club :wahaha:*

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #277 on: May 06, 2012, 11:42:07 PM »
chuck can kill people simply by staring at them
Chuck Norris stares a man to death...

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #276 on: May 05, 2012, 07:20:15 AM »
AWESOME SAUCE !!!
MOST EPIC MOVIE EVER WITH THE BEST ACTION CAST EVER

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #275 on: May 05, 2012, 07:11:58 AM »

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #274 on: April 05, 2012, 06:28:01 AM »
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #273 on: April 03, 2012, 11:21:54 PM »
Superman and Chuck Norris faught it out,
And decided the loser has to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #272 on: April 03, 2012, 12:14:34 AM »
Chuck can spell his name backwards faster than the light.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #271 on: April 03, 2012, 12:06:45 AM »
chuck norris can explode atoms just by saying boom

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #270 on: April 02, 2012, 11:35:55 PM »
Chuck can hear people scream. In space.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #269 on: March 31, 2012, 01:51:27 AM »
chuck can be jesus if he gives a damn

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #268 on: March 30, 2012, 08:44:26 PM »
Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #267 on: March 07, 2012, 08:45:50 AM »
yeah we know but every hero has to be in a disadvantage once right :wahaha:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #266 on: March 07, 2012, 01:28:12 AM »
Man that was an epic comeback for chuck ...not that i didnt see it coming .. after all its chuck were talking about here

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #265 on: March 05, 2012, 05:38:00 AM »
rap battle between Chuck Norris vs Abraham Lincoln
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #264 on: March 04, 2012, 10:54:51 PM »
:wahaha:  chucktastic

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #263 on: March 04, 2012, 06:58:48 AM »
I know. I was LMFAO when. First saw this. Here's another one.
Chuck Norris vs Angry Birds
Chuck Norris does it right.  :spurt:
Chuck Norris vs Super Mario Bros

awesome I love it :XD:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #262 on: March 04, 2012, 12:21:29 AM »
ah man that was epic ....Chuck the one and only
I know. I was LMFAO when. First saw this. Here's another one.
Chuck Norris vs Angry Birds

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #261 on: March 03, 2012, 07:14:54 PM »
Chuck Norris does it right.  :spurt:
Chuck Norris vs Super Mario Bros

ah man that was epic ....Chuck the one and only