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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #270 on: April 02, 2012, 11:35:55 PM »
Chuck can hear people scream. In space.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #269 on: March 31, 2012, 01:51:27 AM »
chuck can be jesus if he gives a damn

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #268 on: March 30, 2012, 08:44:26 PM »
Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #267 on: March 07, 2012, 08:45:50 AM »
yeah we know but every hero has to be in a disadvantage once right :wahaha:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #266 on: March 07, 2012, 01:28:12 AM »
Man that was an epic comeback for chuck ...not that i didnt see it coming .. after all its chuck were talking about here

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #265 on: March 05, 2012, 05:38:00 AM »
rap battle between Chuck Norris vs Abraham Lincoln
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #264 on: March 04, 2012, 10:54:51 PM »
:wahaha:  chucktastic

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #263 on: March 04, 2012, 06:58:48 AM »
I know. I was LMFAO when. First saw this. Here's another one.
Chuck Norris vs Angry Birds
Chuck Norris does it right.  :spurt:
Chuck Norris vs Super Mario Bros

awesome I love it :XD:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #262 on: March 04, 2012, 12:21:29 AM »
ah man that was epic ....Chuck the one and only
I know. I was LMFAO when. First saw this. Here's another one.
Chuck Norris vs Angry Birds

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #261 on: March 03, 2012, 07:14:54 PM »
Chuck Norris does it right.  :spurt:
Chuck Norris vs Super Mario Bros

ah man that was epic ....Chuck the one and only

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #260 on: March 03, 2012, 12:49:15 PM »
Chuck Norris does it right.  :spurt:
Chuck Norris vs Super Mario Bros

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #259 on: March 01, 2012, 11:43:33 PM »
Chuck Norris was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Chuck Norris".

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #258 on: March 01, 2012, 10:28:21 AM »
CHUCK NORRIS is every super hero combined

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #257 on: March 01, 2012, 07:40:31 AM »
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun. Two feet away.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #256 on: February 27, 2012, 01:05:05 AM »
dude don't mess with chuck norris, in fact never meet him in person for he will either kill/hurt/rape/fuck/etc when he meets you

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #255 on: January 27, 2012, 11:51:59 PM »
Chuck norris doesnt teabag people he potatosacks them

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #254 on: January 27, 2012, 08:08:35 PM »
Chuck Norris beard trims itself

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #253 on: January 26, 2012, 07:21:43 AM »
he also can drown a fish in the water

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #252 on: January 26, 2012, 05:43:47 AM »
Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #251 on: January 21, 2012, 08:21:20 AM »
naw chuck norris is god so why must he die  :wahaha:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #250 on: January 20, 2012, 11:51:16 PM »
... and if the mankind dies, there will be only signs of chuck norris:
You mean - include Chuck himself?

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #249 on: January 19, 2012, 05:34:50 AM »
Very Nice. :yay:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #248 on: January 15, 2012, 05:44:37 PM »
before eating the unicorn, chuck norris take a ride:
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... and if the mankind dies, there will be only signs of chuck norris:
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #247 on: January 14, 2012, 08:47:53 AM »
where do you by that shirt I WANT IT  :p!ssed:

ill second that lol :huh:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #246 on: January 12, 2012, 01:49:09 PM »
where do you by that shirt I WANT IT  :p!ssed:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #245 on: January 12, 2012, 05:29:37 AM »
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Chuck Norris Eats Unicorns

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:spurt: That was totally EPIC!!!!  :wahaha:
That made my day!

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #244 on: January 09, 2012, 06:29:36 AM »
which club  :huh:
chuck norris dick is a metapod because it hardens and can tackle everyone :wahaha:
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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #243 on: January 08, 2012, 06:49:57 PM »
Santa was real but then he forgot Chuck's Present

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #242 on: January 07, 2012, 03:57:27 PM »
I know a certain club that hasn't been in this thread...  :wahaha:
our club doesn't seem to be in good terms with the club you're talking about :sigh:

Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #241 on: January 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM »
which club  :huh:
chuck norris dick is a metapod because it hardens and can tackle everyone :wahaha:
(sorry had to make it)

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #240 on: January 07, 2012, 05:56:18 AM »
I know a certain club that hasn't been in this thread...  :wahaha:

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #239 on: January 07, 2012, 05:30:15 AM »
I think unicorn is under that list.... Just sayin...   :XD:

lol :XD:

if you want a autogram of chuck norris, you must paid 110 Dollars for it O_O (its true!)

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #238 on: January 07, 2012, 05:26:36 AM »
yep guess chuck hates horned horses lol

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #237 on: January 07, 2012, 05:20:50 AM »
I think unicorn is under that list.... Just sayin...   :XD:

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #236 on: January 07, 2012, 04:31:34 AM »
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #235 on: January 07, 2012, 03:40:23 AM »
 the jaws shark has never appeared after  1983 . BTW that year chuck norris wanted a lot of sushi

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #234 on: January 07, 2012, 12:44:35 AM »
The North American Bison nearly went extinct because Chuck Norris needed a leather jacket.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #233 on: January 06, 2012, 10:59:28 PM »
Antimatter annihilates matter, Chuck Norris' annihilates antimatter.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #232 on: January 06, 2012, 09:27:58 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn...


...he stares it down and dares it to grow!

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #231 on: January 06, 2012, 05:06:50 PM »
chuck norris roundhousekicks are big bangs to create some new universes oO

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #230 on: January 06, 2012, 03:59:19 PM »
When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Chuck Norris was already there roasting hotdogs.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #229 on: January 06, 2012, 01:57:26 PM »
dictatorship cannot represent a chuck norris goverment. it would be chucknorriship

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #228 on: January 06, 2012, 12:05:57 PM »
America isnt a demicracy, its a chucktatorship

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #227 on: January 06, 2012, 05:38:37 AM »
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in fact based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a live turtle, and when he crapped it out, it was six feet tall and knew karate.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #226 on: January 06, 2012, 05:06:10 AM »
chuck norris solves everything with a roundhouse kick and when I say everything he means it

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #225 on: January 05, 2012, 11:17:44 PM »
The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris went back in time to just before the Universe began and every atom in the Universe immediately decided it should get the hell away from there and fast.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #224 on: January 05, 2012, 08:07:03 PM »
most people love chuck norris but those who hate him mysteriously disappears ....................

as a texas ranger, chuck norris  has pushed george bush jr. from a nothing to a president
(who finds the irony... can keep it)

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #223 on: January 05, 2012, 12:23:17 PM »
most people love chuck norris but those who hate him mysteriously disappears ....................

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #222 on: January 05, 2012, 08:03:23 AM »
That totally makes sense. A fist means instant death.

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Re: The House of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #221 on: January 05, 2012, 07:38:23 AM »
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.