Here is what my imaginary family looks like:
Sona: The faithful waifu with great assets.
Teemo: Hail Satan. The patriarch. I just play him because people think he's annoying, and he gets lots of attention (hate?).
Nasus: DOGE! The family pet. I don't usually play against great players, so they don't tend to know how to shut me down effectively. When I want to relax and unwind, he's my favorite, because I just stack stack stack all day.